Part 3: Washing the Biggest Dragon in the Game
This customer is too tall to reach from the floor. The episode also answers why the bay has a ladder, and delivers the driest comedy in the series.
This episode brings in the biggest customer in the game.
An alchemy professor. In a hurry to teach a class. No patience. Tall enough that you physically cannot reach him.
If you have wondered why the wash bay has a ladder, this is the answer.
What he wants
He asks whether the shop takes walk-ins. Then he explains he is a university instructor.
He corrects himself on purpose: not a professor yet. He is about to start teaching.
He came before class and wants the wash done fast. Two things follow.
He wants speed, not cleanliness. That is a different kind of pressure from earlier episodes. You will spend this shift differently.
You cannot reach his head. You try to pet him as a greeting. Your hand does not get there. This is the first customer where height becomes a real problem. You move the camera, not the character.
What this episode shows about the systems
| What you see | What happens | What it tells you |
|---|---|---|
| Reaching up | Petting the head fails from the floor | Body size decides what you can reach. The ladder is a real tool |
| Before contact | The dialogue says “not ready yet” rather than refusing | Some interactions have a gate that can open later |
| The two options | They read almost identically | The game is asking about intent, not posing a puzzle |
| The dirt | Almost nothing visible, and you still have to clean | Cleanliness is a bar, not a texture |
That third row is worth remembering.
Across this series, dialogue options usually decide where a relationship goes. They rarely solve anything. That is why the romance page treats familiarity as accumulation, not as a menu.
The driest comedy in the series
The customer calls the bay “proletarian” and says he finds it comfortable.
Your character is mid-shift. First reaction: is this an insult?
Then an on-screen vocabulary note appears. The dragon apologises and clarifies — like working class. You relax.
Thirty seconds of writing does more characterisation than most full shifts. Even if you already know how to wash, this episode is worth watching.
What viewers said
Three comments as of 16 September 2026. All short.
One guesses the developer is obviously a dragon fan. Two are simple praise.
The channel’s reply to the first is the useful one. He treats the question as completely reasonable. There is no argument here, which for this series is unusual.
Watch it with
For the customer introduced last time, go to Part 2. For the episode where this route opens up, see Part 6. For the wash order itself, the washing tools page covers what each tool is for.
Sources
Title, channel, length, upload date and view count come from YouTube metadata read on 16 September 2026. The summary is based on the video’s own audio and on-screen text. The title translation is the editor’s. Three dragons, the adult-content scope and the ~90-minutes-per-ending figure come from the official Steam store page. Colour and name attributions are community information, not developer statements.
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